What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But this is not

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

You shall not bear false witness.

Innocent before proven guilty

Bible.. Hm.?

What did one boob say to the other boob

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Your going to be alright just relax

Maybe leave out

Deuteronomy 17

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?